I’m standing at the entrance to Bohemian Grove,
a secret society where our ‘conservative’ leaders ‘worship[ed]’:
both President George Bushes
and President Reagan

in front of the 30-foot stone owl
during the Cremation of Care ‘mock’ human sacrifice.

There is no way I would infiltrate.
And incidentally, this was off-season.

Staying nearby in Petaluma,
I just had to see the entrance.